DANGEROUS CURVES

Public Flogging available upon request! Dangerous Curves is an insult comedy public torture show and we are here to serve YOU! Bring us your witches, crooks, traitors to the crown for you know those really annoying people who put the cereal back into the cupboard after it’s empty so you think you have a little bit left but your pour it in your bowl and it’s just crumbs? Yeah. We hate them too. Bring them to us and we’ll bring them to heel. Payment of our services runs on public collection (AKA bring cash!) and we will all work together to ruin the lives of your friends and loved ones.